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dknyprgirl:

Today’s press kit on the seats starts with the most important message of the day…#DKNYShow

aruth:

daguerreotype:

greatlakes:

abcdefghiloveyou:

Roxydoll sleepover with Krista and Vanessa. Kind of how you’d imagine it: bottles of red, white, and flavored vodka, sitting on the floor at 1AM comparing anecdotes of DUIs and sex with the NuvaRing, hangover brunch, hangover HGTV marathon. Who would ever imagine teenagers finding a forum created by a brilliant high schooler would one day (twelve years later) share this? We talked about how insane it is to think you’re communicating with your keyboard and monitor for years, being vulnerable to complete, essentially anonymous, strangers not realizing how relevant it all might become beyond cyberspace. Just think: I’ve known these strumpets since I was a virgin*.

Other Roxydollers: Who was that one boy who used to post? Not Pops or Chris. He was closer to our age. Four letter name? Dean, Sean, Cody? It’s really bothering us that we can’t figure this out.

I love this! Alice, Kassie, Anne & Ashley were some of my closet friends when I was 13 and also a virgin! Whatever happened to Summer?? Remember our group blog?!

Alice: Was it Dion? I’m thinking that that was his name, but there’s also a chance that I totally made that up, as I am wont to do.

Guys, Enkindled! And remember Roxy Anon, or whatever that hater blog was, who resented us for it?

It WAS Dion, ‘cause I have a freakish memory.  He lived near Erin.

Enkindled.  I miss it!!! And I almost forgot about Roxy Anon…was that really in response to us?  I thought it was just hating on the whole RD thing.  I just tried Way Back Machine-ing Enkindled and it didn’t work.  Boo.

Anndd…I have a feeling if I had a sleep over with all y’all, you’d all think I was lame-o prude who couldn’t contribute to the conversations! haha…But it’d still be so much fun…

hahaha. OMG - I LOVE THIS! but - i really hate that i wasn’t on the floor getting drunk, too!

yes, it was Dion! I remember thinking it was a joke at the time because i was all about celine dion back then… and then someone registers as Dion from my small-ass town?? oh hell no!!

And then Dion turned out to not only be real… but was friends with my cousin Eric! hahaha. small town problems.. good lord.

heather online. HO. that is all.

Dear Friends, Tonight I bought four boxes of green tea mochi at Trader Joe’s - a personal best (..worst?). Not gonna lie - I add shit like milk and eggs and blood orange italian soda (well, that I am also addicted to..) to my basket as a buffer in a (failed?) attempt to not look like a crazy mofo with a mochi problem. Right now might be a good time for one of you to stage an intervention. I’m not sure what is IN the mochi….. but I’m pretty sure it’s crack. Now, if you’re not gonna help me, I recommend you go out and try this shit because SWEET JESUS it is my favorite food ever. Except, if you live in Vegas, please find something else to buy because I get pretty cranky (ie. i get the shakes, sweats, you know - heavy drug withdrawal symptoms..) when i can’t re-up my supply. I mean, trust me when I say YOU’RE WELCOME. Just don’t come bitching to me when you, too, are spending $25+ a week on these fucking ice cream balls, mmmkay?